Anecdote Artist T-Shirts

Ramblers Association

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Hot cross buns

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

Men dancing

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"I've been window-shopping..."

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Newton discovers surrealism

Don Giovanni

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Margaret Cavendish

Paddlithic Period

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

Anecdote Magazine

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

Picasso's Blue Period

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Napkin Writer

'Could you just sign it 'Bobby'.'

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"