Anecdote Artist Mugs

Ramblers Association

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Hot cross buns

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

Men dancing

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I've been window-shopping..."

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Newton discovers surrealism

Margaret Cavendish

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Don Giovanni

Barry Cryer.

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

Paddlithic Period

Anecdote Magazine

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

Picasso's Blue Period

Napkin Writer

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

'I did it at the skill centre'

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"