Ancient Wisdom Seer Gifts

Parmenides

Archimedes statue with a lever

Playdough's The Republic

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Ten Commandments

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

K9 Literati.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Mass Confucian

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Hypatia

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Galileo vs Aristotle

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Socrates

Homer

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

John Wycliffe