Ancient Wisdom Seer Pillows

Parmenides

Archimedes statue with a lever

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Playdough's The Republic

Ten Commandments

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

K9 Literati.

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Mass Confucian

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Hypatia

Galileo vs Aristotle

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Socrates

Homer

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

John Wycliffe

'Just think of me as your life coach.'