Ancient Tales Admirer Mugs

Well, say something! I saw the way you looked at Medusa!

Neptune

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"That's not what I said."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

Evolution

Leon Uris.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

Tattoo

No Caption. (Egyptians seen playing pool and instead of racking the balls in a triangle flat on the pool table, the balls are seen racked in a pyramid fashion.)

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."