Ancient Story Admirer Mugs

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Eurydice in Elysium

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Neptune

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Need tickets.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Improv Night

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

I love Classics.

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

Evolution