Ancient Mischief Aficionado Mugs

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Playing pig

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

The Tooth Ferret

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Knights

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Halloween health & safety.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'Just what I always wanted.'