Ancient Marvel Enthusiast Gifts

"There were some budget constraints on that one."

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Reasonableman

Slow Night

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

New Marvel Heroes

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Batman - Face ID

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones