Ancient Hero Fan T-Shirts

"Atlas, are you alright?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Superheroes take a selfie

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Stonehenge Explained

"Which one's yours?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"