
"Atlas, are you alright?"
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"Atlas, are you alright?"
'Look, you can only do so much!'
'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'
"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"
'That's about it so far, Son.'
"Well....I could've done this!"
'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'
"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Superheroes take a selfie
Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.
'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
'It's an extinction notice.'
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen
'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'
'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'
'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'
'Jurassic Pork.'
Primitive magician
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Lessons in Prehistory.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 23
Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born
Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.
Bingo's Time Out - Part Three
Stonehenge Explained
"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"
OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING
We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.
Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!
Atomic Bear: Part 14
43AD: Romans invade Britain.
"I came as soon as I got the message!"
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven
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