Ancient Economist Gifts

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Economy - USA.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

World Economics

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Taming the beast of the free market...

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'