Ancient Economist Gifts

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Economy - USA.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Tempest in a Teapot

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

Unconditional Surrender

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

World Economics

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Taming the beast of the free market...

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.