Ancient Cuisine Researcher T-Shirts

"We ought to give this diet a name."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

The Origins of Everything

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Grandma's caf

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

The Velvet Mesquite

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Culinary surgery.

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Hard or soft science?'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

I don

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Tortilla the Hun.

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

The First Roast Chicken.

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'