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Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'