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'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I.T. Fear

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

school kids playing conkers

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'How about a game of cards?'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Candy Land for Adults

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'The batteries must be dead.'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

"Do you ever wanna get back in the game?"

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Whac-a-Mole. Swat-a-Fly