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'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

I.T. Fear

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

school kids playing conkers

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Candy Land for Adults

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'How about a game of cards?'

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

The AdRams Family no.24 - Playing chess on the computer

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"