Anachronisms Pillows

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Right here's fine."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Hipsters"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Hot Pocket"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Things get more interesting at noon."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"This is your captain speaking."