An Afterlife Soccer Joker Prints

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Goal

Professional football.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

"Oi!"

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

The defence were confident about their offside trap.