Soccer Jokester Prints

Funky Facts: Football.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Football Bomb

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

FIFA scandal

'Vodka!'

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)