An Afterlife Soccer Joker Mugs

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Wilfried Zaha

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Gareth Bale

Lionel Messi

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Goal

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Professional football.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

Ref shows footballer green card.

Harry Kewell

George Best

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

"Oi!"

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Gareth Bale