Soccer Superstar Whisperer Prints

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"That is an outrageous slur."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"This never happened."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'