Amy Winehouse Fan Gifts

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Wordplay: Export.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"You call this ice?"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"He changed water into wine!"

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Seems it all started at a wine-tasting seminar m'lud, nobody brought a bucket.'

A feast in a hospital bed.

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Cut me off when I start toasting my authors, bestsellers or not!'

Come in here if you don't like....

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

'For heaven's sale, man, we're drinkies, not foodies!'

"Sure, they drank it - but did they get it?"

Whiskey, gin...doesn't matter. I'm into flex fuels.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'