Amusement Park Visit Prints

Meh, I've been on higher.

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

End the Winter Blues

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"A little help, please."

Hay Rides $10

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Funnel of Love

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of TV

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Tunnel of Infatuation

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."