Visiting An Amusement Park Prints

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Funnel of Love

Tunnel of TV

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'...Please stop the...'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

Log Ride

Last Chance For Reality