First Amusement Park Visit Prints

Claw Machine

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Look, a bug!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Funnel of Love

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Tunnel of love"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of TV

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'...Please stop the...'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Log Ride

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

Last Chance For Reality

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.