Amusement Park Visit Pillows

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Hay Rides $10

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Fist Bumper Cars

End the Winter Blues

"A little help, please."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Funnel of Love

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tunnel of TV

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'