Amusement Park Visits Pillows

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Hay Rides $10

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

End the Winter Blues

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Funnel of Love

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Tunnel of TV

"Tunnel of love"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Last Chance For Reality

Log Ride