Amused By Contradictions T-Shirts

Plant rose trees in a sunny part of the garden.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"No aliens"

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Just junk mail."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Turtle chick.

You can't go back.

Zorro does algebra.

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Zeno Gives Directions

Clancy: Good Idea

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

"I feel an intense pride, Robert, that I live in a country rich enough to have war and peace at the same time."

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

'That dog won't hunt.' Bird dog in a pink tutu.

'Traitor! I hate you!'

A Salesperson's Dilemma

Erractic Review

'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'

'We'll get by with some money I've saved, my part time job, and my payments as an F.B.I. informer...'

United for Peace and War