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Reading my Critics

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Frog Family

"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

Spring Break Monolith

SAGE (unknown model)

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

Christopher Colombus' Dog

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

Fearless Frog Part 2

Post future today

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

My Life as a Troll

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

"Why do we have to do it in a freezing pond.. "

Outsourcing.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."