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Reading my Critics

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Frog Family

"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Spring Break Monolith

SAGE (unknown model)

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Post future today

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

My Life as a Troll

"Why do we have to do it in a freezing pond.. "

Outsourcing.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'You didn't have to kick the bucket that hard.'