American Traditions Pillows

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Pearly King and Queen

"I love these old decorations!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

All-Candy Seder.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Can we move over there?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Baptism Then and Now

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."