Folk Traditions Pillows

"High road" "Low road"

Burn's Night.

"Looks like we're leaving the customs union."

Four Hooden Horses of the Apocalypse

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"I love these old decorations!"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Baptism Then and Now

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Midwest Winter Items.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Folk Wedding

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"