The abduction of Europa
American Studies Scholar Gifts
Searching for a memorable gift for an American studies scholar? Our collection offers a blend of clever, creatively designed products perfect for academics who appreciate humor and insight. Whether it's a mug for coffee-fueled research sessions, a t-shirt showcasing their passion, a cozy pillow for study breaks, or a striking print for their workspace, these items add personality and fun to their scholarly life.
"Oh, ah, sorry!"
"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
Made in China
Archival Warfare
"It's cool – God told us to!"
K9 Literati
The World's Biggest Book Club
How world war III started.
"I find you can't have too many man caves."
The Ten Really Cool Facts
'The gods are perplexing.'
'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'
A divided world.
BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY
"You'll go far...you think like a man..."
"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."
Menu, Womenu.
Tribal masks.
"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"
"I hate Neanderthals!"
"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."
He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.
'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'
"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."
"We no longer use ethnic labels, such as Italian Renaissance painting or Chinese drawing or Greek sculpture."
"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"
More Money for Greece.
'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'
Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.
THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.
'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'
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American Studies Scholar Gifts Collection
American Studies Scholar Mugs
Explore our wide selection of mugs for American studies scholars—perfect for fueling long research sessions with a touch of humor and academic pride.
American Studies Scholar Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring American history and culture into their space. Ideal for adding personality and comfort to corner study areas.
American Studies Scholar Prints
Browse eye-catching prints that capture the spirit of American studies. Great for decorating offices or study spaces with a clever, academic flair.
American Studies Scholar T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for American studies enthusiasts. Perfect for showing off their scholarly passion with a splash of humor.