American Studies Scholar Pillows

The abduction of Europa

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Made in China

"It's cool – God told us to!"

K9 Literati

How world war III started.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

A divided world.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'The gods are perplexing.'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Menu, Womenu.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

More Money for Greece.

"We no longer use ethnic labels, such as Italian Renaissance painting or Chinese drawing or Greek sculpture."

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Tribal masks.

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

'How about this one?'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.