American Literature Buff Gifts

JD Salinger.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'