American Literature Aficionado Gifts

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Mark Twain

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Stephen Spender.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Gunter Grass

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

George Orwell

Sue the Author 3PM