American History Humor Prints

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

What's an Imax cave?

The discovery of asparagus.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Right here's fine."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Ruddy bloggers!

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

This side is the gag reel.

The Fall of Gnome

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Bible Bloopers

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

The Drone