American Classics Fan Prints

Louis Armstrong.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Shakespeare in the clink

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Love in Boom

Selfie

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

The Mother Of Damocles

Alexander Pope

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Seneca

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Mark Twain

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

The furies

Greek goddess

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Julius Caesar