America's Natural Wonders Appreciator Gifts

Trump Canyon: Even Grander Than Before.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"What a sad species humans are!"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Pea

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Pass that."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Dogs and Chickens

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Namastayyy

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

'There's also a small translation fee sir.'

"Great set of pipes!"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Manhattan Woods

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."