America's Cup Fanatic Pillows

America's Cup Fever

Louis Armstrong.

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Funky Facts: USA.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Ronald Reagan

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"Are you anybody?"

American high street

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

Bill de Blasio

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

'So you're a national bird, big deal. If you're so hot, why can't you swim?'

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

Abraham Lincoln.

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

Turkey joins in at the first thanksgiving.

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

"We had a really nice time, you'll have to pop round this evening and see our bullet wounds"

USA Eagle hunting other countries.

The Mug Collector at Christmas

'Woooo' - 'Get in!' - 'Did we score?!' - 'No, I'm watching the French squad board into 2nd class...'

George Washington gets some early advice.