America Fan Pillows

'So you're a national bird, big deal. If you're so hot, why can't you swim?'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Root 66.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

John Kerry

Funky Facts: USA.

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

"Are you anybody?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

American high street

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Go Britain!

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

Condoleezza Rice

Bill de Blasio

Heat Wave Podium

American Flag

United States of Me

Psych up for the game!

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

Hillary Clinton Captain of the Ship

Gravestones showing 'bottled milk' 'penny candy' etc