Ambling Pillows

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Hither and Yon sign

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Walkers

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Technological Dependence.

Travelogue

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Reading room

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

Saguaro Cacti.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Skier.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.