Ambling Mugs

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

American Idle.

'How very Cumbria.'

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Walkers

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

Technological Dependence.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

Reading room

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"