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'I've kept all my wildest hopes and dreams realistic and easy to achieve.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

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"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Targets

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I may be wrong, but i suspect he is already grooming his successor."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

Careerist

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."