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'I've kept all my wildest hopes and dreams realistic and easy to achieve.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

What else is there to wish for?

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

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"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Targets

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"I may be wrong, but i suspect he is already grooming his successor."

Careerist

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."