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'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

"I didn't spark joy."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

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'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"It's a long term goal."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Less is more.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Desk at the Horizon

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'