Ambition Minimalists Mugs

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

"I didn't spark joy."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

My brilliant career

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"It's a long term goal."

Corporate Success

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

"'3' is genius. We need to buy '3'."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

Less is more.