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"He's not totally lacking in ambition. He dreams of one day owning a bigger T.V. set."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

My brilliant career

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

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"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

What is possible/what is probable.