Minimalist Achiever T-Shirts

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

That shows business confidence.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Man showing in the rain.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not to mention the park view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Hoarder."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

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