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Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

That shows business confidence.

"I didn't spark joy."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man showing in the rain.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Not to mention the park view."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"It's called 'Sold'."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."