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"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

A man sitting on a desert island, watching the only palm tree float away

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Rat Race Dropout

'Consumer Society'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Try not to think of it as a box, but rather as an environmentally neutral, biodegradable, single person unit of accommodation!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I didn't spark joy."

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Not to mention the park view."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

City Windfarms.

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

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"Hoarder."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'