Amateur Sport Psychologist Pillows

Forever Football Fan

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Personal conker trainer.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Uptight End"

National Academy of Sport

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'What are you really running from?'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Injured player

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Sorry, I didn't realize you saw me in the stands booing you."