Amateur Sommeliers T-Shirts

Let them wear their wine enthusiasm proudly with a witty or stylish tee that celebrates their amateur sommelier ambitions.

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'Me, now, I'm just the opposite - Drinking SAVED my marriage.'

'Me, now, I'm just the opposite - Drinking SAVED my marriage.' mockup

'Me, now, I'm just the opposite - Drinking SAVED my marriage.'

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.' mockup

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

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'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?' mockup

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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Just the one...

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"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie." mockup

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

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'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

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'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

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Nouveau wine

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"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert." mockup

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

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'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.' mockup

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

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'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.' mockup

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

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"House red, sir?"

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"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour." mockup

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

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"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour." mockup

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

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"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news." mockup

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

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"My husband makes this wine."

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'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.' mockup

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

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Wine-tasting Tour.

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'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?' mockup

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

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'I wonder if we strike wine again!' mockup

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

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'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.' mockup

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

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Home Wine Making Kit.

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"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one." mockup

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

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"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?" mockup

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

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"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!" mockup

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

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'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.' mockup

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

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"Oh no, it's far too tart"

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'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.' mockup

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

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'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!' mockup

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

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'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!' mockup

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

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"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?" mockup

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

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"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap." mockup

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

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Amateur Sommeliers T-Shirts Collection

Amateur Sommeliers Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs perfect for amateur sommeliers who love a good laugh and great wine. Find a mug that makes every sip special.

Amateur Sommeliers Pillows

Add some wine-inspired comfort to their space with pillows designed for wine lovers exploring their passion. Soft, witty, and charming décor options await.

Amateur Sommeliers Prints

Brighten their wine corner or living room with art prints that celebrate the joys and quirks of amateur sommeliership. Perfect for any wine enthusiast.