Amateur Performances Prints

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Ham-Dram

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'He always takes Charades very seriously.'

The Amateurs.

"A little high and inside."

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Maybe you just can't tell a joke."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Spring Cleaning

"Good morning, world!"

"The only thing that can save it now is a really bad glee club!!"