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He's got a lousy voice!

Theatre Crowd

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Knickerless Cage.

Mark Knopfler.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

1,572 Performances.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Peter Gabriel

"Those who can can, dance."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

James Levine

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Tony Robinson

Spinning violinist

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Roadie

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor