Amateur Gardening Pillows

Gardening for Beginners

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

The Perfect Garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"